The Adventures of Mrs. Jesus

 

This is a comic I’ve been doing on Facebook.    My mom unfriended me.

#1.

Everyone has a cross to bear.  Hers has her husband on it.

 

#2:

Stuff the Bible doesn’t want you to know.

 

#3:

She tries so damned hard.

 

#4:

What wouldn’t Mrs. Jesus do?

 

#5:

The stuff they taught the day you were sick.

 

#6:

Today’s cure for the bored again Christian.

 

#7:

Not one winning athlete has ever thanked her.

 

#8:

Maybe if she suffered louder.

 

#9:

They’re just like you and me, if one of us was the son of God and was made to die for the sins of mankind.

 

#10:

 

#11:

Some of these might as well be Bazooka Joe.

mrs. jesus therapy 1

 

#12:

Can you prove this didn’t happen?

mrs. jesus therapy 2

 

#13:

Sacrilegion.

mrs. jesus therapy 4b

 

#14:

Reading this counts as going to mass.

mrs. jesus therapy 3

 

#15:

If they taught Mrs. Jesus at Holy Cross, I’d still be Catholic.

mrs. jesus joke 1

 

#16:

Your daily history lesson.

mrs. jesus joke 2

 

#17:

I used to love when Archie characters reacted like this.

mrs. jesus ice cream

 

#18:

More libel from the Bible.

mrs. jesus sand 1

 

#19:

If you are against cancer, please share this.  We’ll beat this thing!

mrs. jesus sand 2

 

#20:

See what all the shouting (from my mom) is about..

mrs. jesus ditto 1

 

#21:

Tragically misunderstood since 33 AD.

mrs. jesus ditto 2

 

#22:

Again she takes him down without actually taking him down.

mrs. jesus ditto 3

 

#23:

She’s bigger than Mrs. Beatles.

mrs. jesus snack

 

#24:

More salt for your psychic wounds.

mrs. jesus scream version 4

 

#25:

Blame Sister Linda, Holy Cross School, Euclid Ohio (1969).

mrs. jesus bible 1

 

#26:

Thou shalt not read this.

mrs. jesus bible 2

 

#27:

Something to read in the handbasket to Hell.

mrs. jesus holy spirit 1

 

#28:

I’m just as shocked as you are.

mrs. jesus holy spirit 2

 

#29:

Designed to make you laugh, make you cry, and maybe, just  maybe, learn something.

mrs. jesus holy spirit 3

 

#30:

A day without Mrs. Jesus is like a day without my mom being mad at me.

mrs. jesus holy spirit 4a

 

#31:

There is none so blind as he who will not read Mrs. Jesus in his news feed.

mrs. jesus holy spirit 5

 

#32:

Women.  Can’t die with ‘em, can’t die without ‘em.

mrs. jesus christmas 1a

 

#33:

Another waste of perfectly good Internet.

mrs. jesus christmas 2

 

#34:

Always thinking of others.  We could all take a lesson.

mrs. jesus christmas 3

 

#35:

mrs. jesus christmas 4

 

#36:

Fiber for the soul.

01 mrs. jesus wind 1

 

#37:

There is no “I” in “Mrs. Jesus.”  But there is an “us.”

02 mrs. jesus sunglasses

 

#38:

Can you really look away?

03 mrs. jesus scream, wind

 

#39:

This space for rent.

04 mrs. jesus dream

 

#40:

Collect ‘em all.

05 mrs. jesus crush

 

#41:

The longest continuous feature on Facebook about the mythical wife of Jesus.  And still the best.

06 mrs. jesus kick

 

#42:

This feature has made me a lot of unfriends.

mrs. jesus 1-14-13

 

#43:

As introduced in Amazing Fantasy #15:

mrs. jesus 1-15-13

 

#44:

Still no Wikipedia entry.

mrs. jesus 1-16-13

 

#45:

I hope this isn’t your number one source for news.

mrs. jesus 1-17-13(a)

 

#46:

With all the subtext of Happy Hooligan.

mrs. jesus 1-18-13

 

#47:

This feature is to be taken with a grain of Mrs. Lot.

1-21-13

 

#48:

Putting “the ology” in “theology”.

1-22-13

 

#49:

More cruci-fiction.

1-23-2013

 

#50:

Start your day with Mrs. J.

1-24-13

 

#51:

Still waiting for one winning athlete to thank her.

1-25-13

 

 

#52:

mrs. jesus 2-4-13

 

#53:

mrs. jesus 2-5-13

 

#54:

mrs. jesus 2-6-13

 

#55:

mrs. jesus 2-7-13

#56:

mrs. jesus 2-8-13

 

#57:

mrs. jesus 2-11-13

 

#58:

mrs. jesus 2-12-13

 

#59:

mrs. jesus 2-13-13

 

#60:

mrs. jesus 2-14-13

 

#61:

mrs. jesus 2-15-13

 

#62:

mrs. jesus 2-18-13

 

#63:

mrs. jesus 2-19-13

 

#64:

mrs. jesus 2-20-13

 

#65:

mrs. jesus 2-21-13

 

#66:

mrs. jesus 2-22-13

 

#67:

67.  3-4-13

 

#68:

68.  3-5-13

 

#69:

69.  3-6-13

 

 

#70:

70.  3-7-13

 

#71:

71.  3-8-13

 

 

#72:

72.  3-11-13

 

 

#73:

73.  3-12-13

 

 

#74:

74.  3-13-13

 

 

#75:

75.  3-14-13

 

 

#76:

76.  3-15-13

 

 

#77:

77.  3-18-13

 

 

#78:

78.  3-19-13

 

 

#79:

79.  3-20-13

 

 

#80:

80.  3-21-13

 

 

#81:

81.  3-22-13

 

 

#8282.  4-1-13

 

#83:

83.  4-2-13

 

 

#84:

84.  4-3-13

 

 

#85:

85.  4-4-13

 

 

#86:

86.  4-5-13

 

 

#87:

4-8-13

 

 

#88:

4-9-13

 

 

#89:

4-10-13

 

 

#90:

4-11-13

 

 

#91:

4-12-13

 

 

#92:

4-15-13

 

 

#93:

4-16-13

 

 

#94:

4-17-13

 

 

#95:

4-18-13

 

 

#96:

4-19-13

 

 

#97:

4-29-13

 

 

#98:

4-30-13

 

 

#99:

5-1-13

 

 

#100:

5-2-13

 

 

#101:

cross #5 jpeg

 

 

#102:

5-3-13

 

 

Comments: 3

  1. Barbara McDougal Spehar January 2, 2013 at 1:23 am Reply

    These make me laugh. Should I feel guilty?

  2. JohnnyW January 10, 2013 at 7:31 pm Reply

    Love this! It’s like Jerry Sadowitz and Charles Schultz had a love-child. Sweet-natured sacrilegiousness :) I also love how there’s actually a continuity of sorts.

    Can’t wait for the inevitable appearance of God. Dinner with the in-laws must be fun for Mrs Jesus!

  3. tce January 19, 2013 at 10:53 am Reply

    These are brilliant.

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