This is a comic I’ve been doing on Facebook. My mom unfriended me.
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Everyone has a cross to bear. Hers has her husband on it.
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Stuff the Bible doesn’t want you to know.
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She tries so damned hard.
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What wouldn’t Mrs. Jesus do?
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The stuff they taught the day you were sick.
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Today’s cure for the bored again Christian.
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Not one winning athlete has ever thanked her.
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Maybe if she suffered louder.
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They’re just like you and me, if one of us was the son of God and was made to die for the sins of mankind.
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Some of these might as well be Bazooka Joe.
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Can you prove this didn’t happen?
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Sacrilegion.
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Reading this counts as going to mass.
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If they taught Mrs. Jesus at Holy Cross, I’d still be Catholic.
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Your daily history lesson.
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I used to love when Archie characters reacted like this.
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More libel from the Bible.
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If you are against cancer, please share this. We’ll beat this thing!
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See what all the shouting (from my mom) is about..
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Tragically misunderstood since 33 AD.
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Again she takes him down without actually taking him down.
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She’s bigger than Mrs. Beatles.
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More salt for your psychic wounds.
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Blame Sister Linda, Holy Cross School, Euclid Ohio (1969).
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Thou shalt not read this.
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Something to read in the handbasket to Hell.
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I’m just as shocked as you are.
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Designed to make you laugh, make you cry, and maybe, just maybe, learn something.
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A day without Mrs. Jesus is like a day without my mom being mad at me.
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There is none so blind as he who will not read Mrs. Jesus in his news feed.
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Women. Can’t die with ’em, can’t die without ’em.
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Another waste of perfectly good Internet.
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Always thinking of others. We could all take a lesson.
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Fiber for the soul.
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There is no “I” in “Mrs. Jesus.” But there is an “us.”
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Can you really look away?
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This space for rent.
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Collect ’em all.
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The longest continuous feature on Facebook about the mythical wife of Jesus. And still the best.
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This feature has made me a lot of unfriends.
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As introduced in Amazing Fantasy #15:
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Still no Wikipedia entry.
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I hope this isn’t your number one source for news.
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With all the subtext of Happy Hooligan.
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This feature is to be taken with a grain of Mrs. Lot.
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Putting “the ology” in “theology”.
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More cruci-fiction.
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Start your day with Mrs. J.
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Still waiting for one winning athlete to thank her.
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These make me laugh. Should I feel guilty?
Love this! It’s like Jerry Sadowitz and Charles Schultz had a love-child. Sweet-natured sacrilegiousness 🙂 I also love how there’s actually a continuity of sorts.
Can’t wait for the inevitable appearance of God. Dinner with the in-laws must be fun for Mrs Jesus!
These are brilliant.