The Adventures of Mrs. Jesus

 

This is a comic I’ve been doing on Facebook.    My mom unfriended me.

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Everyone has a cross to bear.  Hers has her husband on it.

 

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Stuff the Bible doesn’t want you to know.

 

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She tries so damned hard.

 

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What wouldn’t Mrs. Jesus do?

 

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The stuff they taught the day you were sick.

 

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Today’s cure for the bored again Christian.

 

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Not one winning athlete has ever thanked her.

 

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Maybe if she suffered louder.

 

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They’re just like you and me, if one of us was the son of God and was made to die for the sins of mankind.

 

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Some of these might as well be Bazooka Joe.

 

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Can you prove this didn’t happen?

 

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Sacrilegion.

 

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Reading this counts as going to mass.

 

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If they taught Mrs. Jesus at Holy Cross, I’d still be Catholic.

 

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Your daily history lesson.

 

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I used to love when Archie characters reacted like this.

 

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More libel from the Bible.

 

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If you are against cancer, please share this.  We’ll beat this thing!

 

#20:

See what all the shouting (from my mom) is about..

 

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Tragically misunderstood since 33 AD.

 

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Again she takes him down without actually taking him down.

 

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She’s bigger than Mrs. Beatles.

 

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More salt for your psychic wounds.

 

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Blame Sister Linda, Holy Cross School, Euclid Ohio (1969).

 

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Thou shalt not read this.

 

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Something to read in the handbasket to Hell.

 

#28:

I’m just as shocked as you are.

 

#29:

Designed to make you laugh, make you cry, and maybe, just  maybe, learn something.

 

#30:

A day without Mrs. Jesus is like a day without my mom being mad at me.

 

#31:

There is none so blind as he who will not read Mrs. Jesus in his news feed.

 

#32:

Women.  Can’t die with ’em, can’t die without ’em.

 

#33:

Another waste of perfectly good Internet.

 

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Always thinking of others.  We could all take a lesson.

 

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Fiber for the soul.

 

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There is no “I” in “Mrs. Jesus.”  But there is an “us.”

 

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Can you really look away?

 

#39:

This space for rent.

 

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Collect ’em all.

 

#41:

The longest continuous feature on Facebook about the mythical wife of Jesus.  And still the best.

 

#42:

This feature has made me a lot of unfriends.

 

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As introduced in Amazing Fantasy #15:

 

#44:

Still no Wikipedia entry.

 

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I hope this isn’t your number one source for news.

 

#46:

With all the subtext of Happy Hooligan.

 

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This feature is to be taken with a grain of Mrs. Lot.

 

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Putting “the ology” in “theology”.

 

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More cruci-fiction.

 

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Start your day with Mrs. J.

 

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Still waiting for one winning athlete to thank her.

 

 

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